Get a Laugh (◠‿◠)✌

CHEESY LINES :

• I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• Apart from being sweet, what do you do for a living?
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is.....in love with me
• Can i borrow a kiss? I promise i’ll give it back
• Oh noo,,,Something is wrong with my cell phone (Oh What happened?) Its just that,,,your numbers not in it.
• Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, i would still fall for you
• You must be a keyboard, because you are just my type.
• Your hands look heavy on you... let me hold for you.
  
• What's your favorite colour? (Blue) Oh my favourite color is Beautiful (It's not a colour) Beautiful is a colour of your eyes! =))

JOKES :

1. Knock-knock

Boy : Knock-knock 
Girl : Who is there?
Boy : Marry
Girl : Marry Who?   
Boy : Marry Me
Girl : Jump and open the door :p and says Oh so sweet...

2. I am Joking

Boy : My father name is laughing n my mother is smiling
Teacher : You must be kidding
Boy : No thats my brother... I am joking.... 

3. He is Single !!

a wife scolded at her husband for making dua that 
his friend  find a wife
Husband : "He is single!!"
Wife : Don't you know the angle says : Ameen and same for you.
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I will upload more,, keep stay (◠‿◠)✌